diff --git a/.env.example b/.env.example
index 99f128bb..9babeea5 100644
--- a/.env.example
+++ b/.env.example
@@ -24,8 +24,6 @@ LISTENING_CACHE_TTL=120000
 LISTENING_SYNC_INTERVAL=180000
 
 # Optional per-source listening overrides (milliseconds)
-FUNKWHALE_CACHE_TTL=
-FUNKWHALE_SYNC_INTERVAL=
 LASTFM_CACHE_TTL=
 LASTFM_SYNC_INTERVAL=
 
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index c4ea5b45..da4eb102 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -576,10 +576,10 @@ Three related issues in the Microsub reader's `detectProtocol()` and syndication
 **`patch-microsub-feed-discovery.mjs`**
 Improves feed discovery in `fetchAndParseFeed`: when a bookmarked URL is an HTML page, falls back to `<link rel="alternate">` discovery and a broader set of candidate paths rather than only the fixed short list.
 
-### Listening (Funkwhale / Last.fm)
+### Listening (Last.fm)
 
 **`patch-listening-endpoint-runtime-guards.mjs`**
-Applies several guards to the listening endpoints: scopes Funkwhale history fetches to the authenticated user (`scope: "me"`) rather than the entire instance, and adds null-safety for missing credentials so the server doesn't crash when these services aren't configured.
+Applies several guards to the listening endpoints and adds null-safety for missing credentials so the server doesn't crash when these services aren't configured. (Funkwhale is no longer hosted; its legacy guard specs remain in the patch script but self-skip when the endpoint package is absent.)
 
 ### Webmention sender
 
@@ -841,9 +841,6 @@ Environment variables are loaded from `.env` via `dotenv`. Copy `.env.example` t
 | `YOUTUBE_OAUTH_CLIENT_SECRET` | — | YouTube OAuth client secret |
 | `LASTFM_API_KEY` | — | Last.fm API key |
 | `LASTFM_USERNAME` | — | Last.fm username |
-| `FUNKWHALE_INSTANCE` | — | Funkwhale instance URL |
-| `FUNKWHALE_USERNAME` | — | Funkwhale username |
-| `FUNKWHALE_TOKEN` | — | Funkwhale API token |
 
 ---
 
diff --git a/indiekit.config.mjs b/indiekit.config.mjs
index a5949613..722b0533 100644
--- a/indiekit.config.mjs
+++ b/indiekit.config.mjs
@@ -35,9 +35,6 @@ const githubActivityToken =
   process.env.GH_ACTIVITY_TOKEN || process.env.GITHUB_TOKEN;
 const giteaBaseUrl =
   process.env.GITEA_BASE_URL || "http://10.100.0.90:3000/api/v1/";
-const funkwhaleInstance = process.env.FUNKWHALE_INSTANCE;
-const funkwhaleUsername = process.env.FUNKWHALE_USERNAME;
-const funkwhaleToken = process.env.FUNKWHALE_TOKEN;
 const lastfmApiKey = process.env.LASTFM_API_KEY;
 const lastfmUsername = process.env.LASTFM_USERNAME;
 const listeningCacheTtlRaw = Number.parseInt(
@@ -54,20 +51,6 @@ const listeningSyncIntervalRaw = Number.parseInt(
 const listeningSyncInterval = Number.isFinite(listeningSyncIntervalRaw)
   ? Math.max(60000, listeningSyncIntervalRaw)
   : 180000;
-const funkwhaleCacheTtlRaw = Number.parseInt(
-  process.env.FUNKWHALE_CACHE_TTL || String(listeningCacheTtl),
-  10,
-);
-const funkwhaleCacheTtl = Number.isFinite(funkwhaleCacheTtlRaw)
-  ? Math.max(30000, funkwhaleCacheTtlRaw)
-  : listeningCacheTtl;
-const funkwhaleSyncIntervalRaw = Number.parseInt(
-  process.env.FUNKWHALE_SYNC_INTERVAL || String(listeningSyncInterval),
-  10,
-);
-const funkwhaleSyncInterval = Number.isFinite(funkwhaleSyncIntervalRaw)
-  ? Math.max(60000, funkwhaleSyncIntervalRaw)
-  : listeningSyncInterval;
 const lastfmCacheTtlRaw = Number.parseInt(
   process.env.LASTFM_CACHE_TTL || String(listeningCacheTtl),
   10,
@@ -304,7 +287,6 @@ export default {
     "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-cv",
     "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-conversations",
     "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-comments",
-    "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-funkwhale",
     "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-lastfm",
     "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-podroll",
     "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-activitypub",
@@ -369,15 +351,6 @@ export default {
     },
     maxLength: commentsMaxLength,
   },
-  "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-funkwhale": {
-    mountPath: "/funkwhale",
-    instanceUrl: funkwhaleInstance,
-    username: funkwhaleUsername,
-    token: funkwhaleToken,
-    cacheTtl: funkwhaleCacheTtl,
-    syncInterval: funkwhaleSyncInterval,
-    mediaInternalUrl: "http://10.100.0.10:8091",
-  },
   "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-lastfm": {
     mountPath: "/lastfmapi",
     apiKey: lastfmApiKey,
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index fbf0eb99..340bf065 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -35,7 +35,6 @@
     "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-comments": "^1.0.11",
     "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-conversations": "^2.2.0",
     "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-cv": "^1.0.24",
-    "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-funkwhale": "^1.0.11",
     "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-github": "^1.2.3",
     "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-homepage": "^1.0.22",
     "@rmdes/indiekit-endpoint-lastfm": "^1.0.12",